Monday, November 15, 2004

1. sing and dun stop
2. twiddle with your fingers
3. chat with the stranger beside you
4. recall all the horror movies that has ppl in the lift ended up dead
5. think about all the other possible worst stuff that can happen to the lift (e.g. black out, cable snapping) ALOUD to the other passengers
6. shout desperately and scream and bang the wall till u go hoarse
7. make funny faces as though you are losing air to the fellow passengers
8. jump, jump and jump in the lift and call the rest to join in, tell them that way we can get to the ground floor faster
9. open up the ventilator or the hatch at the top of the lift, climb tot he roof o fthe lift and then climb up using the cable, resident-evil-style
10. shout with glee as u have a legitimate excuse not to go to work, cos u are totally mentally and emotionally distressed by the claustrophobic environment in the lift.

or at the end of the day, when u are done MONKEYING AROUND or there ain't no pretty ladies or handsome man in the lift, u may jus want to

press the emergency button and call the tel no. listed in the lift...

even better, jus press the DOOR OPEN button

hey dun laugh, it happened to a kid k? tot he was stuck in a lift, but turns out he jus didn't press any button, so it jus stucked in there... :P

another new week, to all that have their last papers CONGRATS~!!! to those that are jus about to start, GOOD LUCK! and to those that have no papers or have no exams to take, well, u guys r the lucky ones...

ghimz posted at 9:45 PM
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